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Title: Guide to Elementary Home and Personal Defense
House: Gryffindor
Rating: PG
Characters: The office of the Minister of Magic (hopefully a thoroughly cowed and apologetic Fudge...or better yet, his replacement).
Challenge: Predictions
Word Count: 100
A/N: The Ministry has delivered their Guide. If someone else wants to continue this, that would be amusing, lol.
Section I Paragraph A
If you see the Dark Mark (appendix 1) in the sky,
- Do not panic.
- If the area is secure, start a triage of victims after contacting the Ministry of Magic, Department of Magical Law Enforcement, Auror Headquarters.*
- If the area is unsecured, apparate out of the area immediatly.**
* The International Statute of Secrecy and Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery is not enforceable if the Mark is verified by the MoM officials.
** OR Floo powder. OR broomstick. OR portkey. OR Muggle transportation (car, train, etc). OR run like hell.
mood: amused
audio: Bonnie Tyler - I Need a Hero
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